I drove a Chevette as my first car. Don’t tell me about your modern day penalty boxes. I laugh at your modern day penalty box.

This is all I see...

Number 22 is way to low. To quote the Packer’s owner “Ya der, the pardy after da game is at Kevin’s. They’re gonna tap a keg of Leinie’s.”

Dan Snyder: Tom, come over!! Sure, sure, let’s party. Can’t wait to see you.
*drives to Dan’s mansion*
*security guy says it’s $50 to park*

It’s almost a shame he’s starting now and is obligated to put a helmet over that thing. Dude should be a perpetual backup, allowed to roam the sidelines with his ‘fro free to be caressed by the wind of Blaine Gabbert’s overthrown passes

OH DAYUM! I want to build one of those

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

HOMOLOGATION SPECIALS!

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Why can’t he be our president? Timmy D would make a great secretary of state btw

So fast. So many foreign and scary noises. It’s like losing your virginity all over again.

Alex, Great Article!!!

When I was still in high school I used to work at a movie theater in a pretty suburban area. One evening before my shift was about to start a MK6 GTI pulled up next to my parking spot, and to my surprise a couple and their two 5 year olds got out. I struck up a conversation and they confirmed that, yes, they were…

Whoever built that house should have invested in a fucking level!

Think of it like this: A shock absorber doesn’t really care about the forces on the suspension as a whole (other than in McPherson strut setups, which aren’t common in offroad applications), it’s only concerned with damping the motion of the spring. An offroad shock has the freedom damp motion over a very large…

God thats a job title straight out of a dystopian future sci-fi movie

Having accidentally eaten some of my father’s gluten-free food, there are much tastier ways to be a complete asshole!

That is you on the left. That is today’s “yutes” on the right.

The EU as a political entity is doomed. No sense blaming the people getting off early.