The problem is that a V* sticks too far forward

Oh great... now Donald Trump will be on Jalopnik all day looking at trucks.

Maybe they want to bring back the physical buttons

That’s an utter bullshit argument.

That’s what she said.

The real story is: this league is so boring, a washed up TV clown has to pick a fight with its best player in order to scrape the bottom of the barrel of entertainment value.

Protests aren’t supposed to be convenient.

-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

a glovebox handle broke off in my hand in a sharp fracture of plastic

Never forget

Unions just are not as sexy a cause.

Mmmm... scorpion cabbage. It makes the best kimchee.

The accommodations at Drift Camp look pretty sparse, but the activities look amazing.

#AllPlunderersMatter

Let me throw this phrase at you:

Problem: If the wrangler had a 7th gear, you’d have to reach into the next county to get to it.

All in the game, yo.

You can’t tell, but I’m sad that you would insult my son like that!

Sweet. Not one sign of my alternate porn life.