Serious question: is it considered offensive to delineate between using a surrogate and carrying a baby in your own uterus? This article seems to really walk on eggshells in regards to the surrogacy.

I get it, dude. I am also a bitter, failed writer. 

Luckily 3 generations is just a blink of an eye for hicks like these

20 years ago people like you were the type of person that would say at parties, “I don’t even own a television!” with the implication that they were superior and more cultured. I was bored by those people back then too.

In the end, the real cordyceps were the friends they made along the way.

I’m generally wary of taking lyrics too literally, particularly when the artist explicitly states that they’re portraying a character (which is something the Weeknd has said, and is why he practically only makes weird concept albums.) I tend to take the Weeknd’s lyrics about as seriously as I do gangster rap (which is…

the irony

the latter implies that he was some sort of junior or subordinate to full-fledged firefighters.

And now you failed and have to start over again from scratch.  Good job.

She even looks like the Santos pictures from when he was in drag.

They had *that* outrage cued up in case she won

Don’t blame me. I voted for a-ha

See, I was excited, because a few days ago, we were supposed to be Anti-Beyoncé, because she performed in the Middle East. (As someone who never got into her music, this possibility was exciting for me.) Now we’re supposed to be lamenting her lack of awards for a generational celebration of the minority culture she…

Or, maybe Beyonce’s recent strategy of coming down from the mountaintop once every few years to gift the world an album and then disappearing again didn’t help with Academy voters. Harry Styles has been touring, performing live on TV, generally doing things to get his new songs out to a wider audience than his core…

Where was this “outrage” when your “Queen” Bey gave a concert in the UAE. You know the country that kills the people she’s supposedly celebrating with Renaissence? The album she decided didn’t exist when she gave the concert because she didn’t sing a single song from it. Fucking hypocrites. Selective outrage for the…

Maybe Randy wanted to start a new pronunciation trend, there’s this thing where us gays, especially drag queens, love to say words incorrectly like turquoise has become tur-kwaasz, a sequin dress is now a sequence dress, etc. Vuh-lah-hah sounds hilarious to me so perhaps he did do it on porpoise. 

It’s going to be a jukebox musical for people who like to announce “I know he’s terrible but I just love the music.”

Ah yes the “queer joy” of the music produced by a woman happy to perform for the elite of a lethally homophobic country to add a handful of small change millions to her coffers.

Far from being unfamiliar with the game; this man is clearly suffering from acute AC Valhalla PTSD.