Yes, and that will also eliminate the people who have nothing better to do than whine about the Kardashians even though they help perpetuate their popularity by clicking on articles talking about them and leaving the same comment every time!

It’s not about a literal red guy with horns and a pointy tail. It’s about blaming something outside oneself. It’s about shirking responsibility. Though from what I’m reading here Denzel might actually believe it’s a little red guy with horns and a pointy tail.

Yes, disrupting acceptance speeches at the Oscars.

I didn't know Denzel Washington was an actual crazy person 

Somehow, he sounds crazier than Will Smith.

Besides being trashy as fuck and shocking an international audience, sure, nothing happened. Normalize people beating each other up in public over any perceived slight, because we’re malfunctioning goo robots or whatever. 

Uh oh, girl fight!

I think it was a bad joke, but I'm also curious how some people are getting such an insulting read on it. Demi Moore was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood when it came out? 

I traveled there once maybe 15 years ago now, and remember it as being lovely at the time. Perhaps that’s the rose-tinted glasses of a tourist, or maybe it’s because I was presenting as a cishet white dude at the time. At any rate, I certainly won’t be going back now.

Yes, he is obviously full of remorse.  All those pictures at the after-parties...his singing and dancing to “Gettin’ Jig Wit It” was filled with remorse.

So they roped in two megastars to have a fake fight about a woman’s hair loss?

Too soon? 

Should have gone with ‘he nails it the first time’ and then pointed out that ‘nails’ is an anagram for ‘snail’.

I swear to God if I ever came close to ted cruz I'd jam a squirrel in him.

Ruble isn’t going as far as it used to?

God bless Kotaku for having a variety of commentators from normal people here for video games to Putin Shills. What range.

Between the “we represent your colonial oppressors” and a war in Ukraine, maybe keeping a low profile right now would be their best course of action?

Come on, this one deserves more stars. A whole trail of them! 

So I guess he’s saying Ben Affleck was never salty on set.