Don’t make me have to come over there to that set.

Imagine a bitter white woman shouting that across a park and it’s hilarious!

I’ve loved Drew Barrymore since I was a kid, which is why I will never, ever watch this show.

Any headline that begins “Petaluma Mom Influencer Katie” promises maximum levels of self-righteousness and tone-deafness. Her hat seals the deal.

This is something I don’t understand about a lot of complaints I’ve been reading: everyone referring to Georgiou as “Space Hitler” and how she can’t reform or earn redemption. She lived in an alternate universe where society EXPECTED her to act like a monster, she was morally correct over there and had no realistic…

Obviously I can’t state with absolute certainty that flash bang grenades enhance the blowjob experience, but then neither can someone else state with absolute certainty that flash bang grenades *don’t* enhance the blowjob experience.

I don’t know about humane, but the angrier it’s harvested, the better.

You’re referring to the force-feeding each other cum, right?

I don’t know why everyone is so focused on the semen. If the story went down like the letter says, there was also spit in the casserole. Having thought about it, I would rather consume someone’s semen than their spit. Especially during this pandemic.

I would guess that depends on how humanely it’s harvested.

Is semen vegan?

wow you really nailed the description of my cold forgotten married sex life.

Everything is downhill after 0.03 kiloyears.

And then, as the ringing and afterimage gradually fade, you get to figure out where they hid the semen. 

That was terribly racist of you to project your colonialist Western values onto that poor indigenous chef. You should have eaten his cum and be grateful for what little his tribe could spare.

Ugh. You don’t know that this show is set not in the Kelvin timeline, but in the same timeline as all the other television series?

Tak!

As a very amateur astrophotographer I use IG to share pics with a small group of other astrophotographers and some friends. If I post a stunning pic of a neblua or galaxy and get 30-60 likes, I’m pretty happy. I’d like to quit IG cause FB sucks so hard but I’d still want that interaction with those people. Is Flickr…

Being asked to follow the law is not harassment.

I dutifully scrolled down before making the same comment, because it seemed like the single most obvious thing in the world to me, and I knew I couldn’t be the first.