“Its full of stars!” is what they’d say about this comment if I could give you more stars.

It’s this hot new thing called acting, dipshit.

Omg yes. “Feeeeeeemale”

I mean they also kind of look like Drag Race rejects. 

Ooooooh apologist! Didn’t take long.

Call me crazy, but we could also just ignore it and let people who enjoy such things enjoy such things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

So gossip news is just entirely imagined now! Hm! 

Biggest Britney stan around right here. Her posts are written like someone who just discovered the internet for the first time in a decade and a half.

I wish I were even asking this but have you guys honestly sold out to… big (ugly) fish? This whole weird-ass article reads like a Got Milk? ad. If I see Britney or Serena eating a gross ass fish with the hashtag, I’ll know I was on the dollar(fish). 

And just as I had actually forgotten about that, here i am reminded of it all over again by you lot. Thanks! I hate it! 

Girl religious people are insane. We been knew but still…

“Sometimes bigoted world of the NFL” is the understatement of the year I didn’t know I was missing in my life.

I get what you’re saying but the plants are not Apple’s. They’re the contractors that Apple hires to make components for their devices. Amazon actually owns and operates those warehouses of theirs. Doesn’t make any of it right. But it still isn’t quite a workable comparison. 

Super glad you got a copy of my paper! I’m actually a human rights masters student and study this shit for a living. I was actually referring to the Polish government when I said fuck Poland which should have been obvious as the article itself is about the horrors said government is all about.

I’m an American living in Sweden now and get to hear a lot more about it given the proximity. It’s really kind of a conservative hell hole. Or conservative heaven depending on how you look at it. Their president has called LGBT “ideology” (which as a gay person I’m not even sure what the fuck that means)  worse than…

I just finished writing a research paper on human rights failures in Poland last week and after seeing this and the article about the polish abortion flyer zealots harassing Ukrainian refugees all I have to say is fuck Poland right to the burning fires of hell.

Depends on how much I’ve had. 

What did the squirrel ever do to deserve that punishment?! 

Okay, “stick to sports” Herb.

“he can nail it the first time”