What did the squirrel ever do to deserve that punishment?! 

Okay, “stick to sports” Herb.

“he can nail it the first time”

This gave me a good laugh. 😂😂😂

SCREEEEEAMING 😂😂😂

Seconded. 

As an American living in Europe, it’s no more or less “fancy” than mostly anywhere else. Ever heard the term “Eurotrash?” It’s a thing!

That gave me a really hearty laugh. Star for you! 😂😂😂

I absolutely adore this high-camp trash and everyone who participated in making it happen. I cannot even IMAGINE getting the script for this thing, much less being on those WILD sets and having to do *ACTING*. There is something so insane it just actually works for me and I don’t care who knows it. 

DEAD 😂

Ugh, thank you so much for not just saying it… but saying it all so well. This was some contrived hot-take bullshit from the headline to the closing paragraph.

Fuck the Tomb Raider movies, I guess? They’re easily some of the biggest adaptations around and I’d argue largely responsible for launching Angelina Jolie into mainstream stardom. 

Same! Tilda or bust!

So I guess now isn’t the time to bully him about that untoned yellow bleach job then. . .

Dead 😂😂😂

Searched for this post when I noticed. Was not disappointed. 😂

The question isn’t how much lower can he go, but how much lower we can. Remember, after all, that this asshole was elevated to Jesus-status for 15 minutes on the mass’s praise. And he was clearly just a slimeball from the get-go.

Yesssss. And the “finally” getting married. Let people get married or not at whatever time scale suits them. And if and when they do, don’t bring up how they already have a kid. Completely irrelevant. 

I hate EVERYTHING about the phrasing about Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song’s bulletin.

Eh. Sue me.