DEAD 😂

Ugh, thank you so much for not just saying it… but saying it all so well. This was some contrived hot-take bullshit from the headline to the closing paragraph.

Fuck the Tomb Raider movies, I guess? They’re easily some of the biggest adaptations around and I’d argue largely responsible for launching Angelina Jolie into mainstream stardom. 

Same! Tilda or bust!

So I guess now isn’t the time to bully him about that untoned yellow bleach job then. . .

Dead 😂😂😂

Searched for this post when I noticed. Was not disappointed. 😂

The question isn’t how much lower can he go, but how much lower we can. Remember, after all, that this asshole was elevated to Jesus-status for 15 minutes on the mass’s praise. And he was clearly just a slimeball from the get-go.

Yesssss. And the “finally” getting married. Let people get married or not at whatever time scale suits them. And if and when they do, don’t bring up how they already have a kid. Completely irrelevant. 

I hate EVERYTHING about the phrasing about Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song’s bulletin.

Eh. Sue me. 

You spend ten miserable years married to my ex husband and you’d come out pretty thirsty too. So yep. 

I would just like to say we don’t know that she refused so much as she was made to refuse. Her dad basically non-stop-threatened her with her kids and she was pretty compliant in whatever he said to make sure she could still see them.

Ha! No way! I didn’t realize Jez was this popular with the European crowd! Well, time to really take your advice an crack Tinder open for all it’s worth so I can get my Svensk slampa on lol.

Ha! I’m glad I could be of some help! 

Right? Like he’s good looking! 

And I, for one, would like to be tag-teamed by them both. This girl wants to have it all! 

You know, I honestly couldn’t tell you why I think it’s attractive, either. I was married to a WASPy software engineer with a small dick for almost ten years and he all but ruined my life. So, all I know, is right now? I’m in the mood for THE OPPOSITE.

Ha! Currently on it! Though, admittedly, its a bit of a different experience here in Sweden. But I’m lookin’!

I guess ignoring the fact that he’s a professionally successful comedian and has had some pretty high-profile acting gigs? But I guess what’s more important is that his aesthetic is a little grimy? Sure. Okay. If you’re that kind of judgemental asshole, go off I guess. I hope whatever partner you have is just as…