Meteorites are fragments that have survived atmospheric entry and are already on the ground. I think you mean meteor. #pedanticspacenerdispedantic.

HAHAHAHA. Okay, you win this round of the internet. Also, as I said before, AHAHAHAHAH.

This is EXACTLY my first thought when I saw this. What a positively (lol) stupid and useless system.

Literally every restaurant in Chicago with sidewalk space did this and it was just mind boggling.

As a Texan, I’m fine with this. This is perfectly reasonable. I would even forego my own entrance privileges just so the rest of those cousin-fucking troglodytes could stay out and keep these people safe. Jesus Christ.

Honestly, how dare you use just a single fat-bear picture. (A shitty blurry one, at that.)

No doubt because you aren’t correctly pronouncing it. As an American living in Sweden, I can tell you that Swedish is the most adorable language ever.

Why do people make fun of the names? They’re just Swedish names or words?

Where on earth can I find a print of this oh my god I want it. Need it.

What? Sam Asghari seems to be taking the comments well in stride. I’m sure he’s well aware, more than most of us and the lazy bloggers of the world, that Britney’s finances have been a target for predators. What a bizarre fucking take.

Jesus, she really gets to you that bad, huh?

Promise you, you could lay out three pictures (or statues!) of Robert. E. Lee and tell them to pick the one of George Washington and they’d choose at least one. These people aren’t learning anything they don’t already know. Which, as we know, is very fucking little.

*chef’s kiss* That one was sharp and to the fucking point. You win the internet for me today!

Damnit am I forever going to be in the greys. *cries in grey*

What the real and actual fuck kind of drugs is this guy on. This is... inspired! Even for him.

I feel like you’re speaking for the group here.

Well I’m gay and I have been cackling so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Lol. So did every organized civilization from antiquity (and counting). They were also a highly cultured people with deep spiritual beliefs, incredible sailing and building technologies and knowledge, and some of the most beautiful artwork in Northern Europe. But sure. Let’s just focus on how they were raiders. 

My condolences for having to endure it. :(

Texas really does take my breath away in the myriad and innumerable attempts to block abortions. And can I say how glad I am to have gotten out of that place. What a truly fucked up backwater trash hole.