I was OBSESSED with Knox when her saga was happening. I was so overcome by grief at how they were clearly using a kind of derpheaded stoner exchange student to sell this trashy tabloid case. I was so, so, so strongly upset from the minute she got convicted.

My lonely pussy aches with that Avenatti-desire.

To which we all reply in unison: fuck her too.

I want Jennifer Coolidge to play Melania. They both do that squinty pout so well!

This was my reaction. His pissing and moaning about money and subsequent mention of death threats... seems like he’d be grateful for a family member or two to be removed from the payroll?

And he will get tangled up with the Russian government?

-insert Christina aguilera preach .gif-

Melania NEVER wears her arms in the sleeves of her coats, though. Also, when writing this my iPhone tried to correct “Melania” into “melanoma”, which... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No, he ends his calls with WALL!

Omg I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Jesus fucking fuck that was funny.

Been wondering the same thing for years. (Also you win the internet.)

-insert Christina Aguilera preach .gif-

Haven’t we polluted the sea enough without driving that flaming garbage pile into it?! Think of the turtles!

That would have to come from Melania’s account.

Mmmmmmmmmmhm!

I just snort coconut milk through my nose reading this. LOL.

Girl please. You mean run to the bathroom to masturbate until his fingers bleed. You know his lonely, closeted body aches with that rainbow desire. As a gay may myself, I am firmly in camp “Mike Pence makes that stupid strained face all the time to try and hide the fact that he’s suppressing the flames of faggotry as…

“again, fucking ew - why does dad have to be so involved with this?”

I’ve banged way worse than the fish guy, so like all the rest of my sexploits... easy yes.

Also, Trump voters... It’s like the old saying goes - fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a million other times between now and 2020, you must be clinically brain-dead because what the actual fuck is wrong with your decision-making process.