but please please please, don’t give her the same accent she had on 30 rock
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Kruce Kardashian.
Fashion models may not intend to be role models, but it’s often a consequence of simply being in the spotlight. And Tess has certainly made it clear that she intends to be a role model.
@MaraWilson ... and people who make a dead stop when they get to an EZ Pass toll even though it CLEARLY says 15 MPH! What’s the point?! Why do you have EZ Pass?! How do you sleep at night?!
UGHHHH I love them. Also I think they might be high in this.
I turned 25 yesterday! Does anyone know where I can pick up my free baby and engagement ring? ...
James Franco, what... happened to you?
were her oversized lips doubling as a tongue and that's why she can no longer speak?
I am totally on board the "no cubed chicken" train. How can something so chicken-y (in that it is made of chicken) not have the same texture/taste as any other chicken i have ever had? It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
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I love almost all of the things I see on television- I am not picky. I will watch anything. However, I loathe Gilmore Girls entirely. This is what I see when I attempt to watch Gilmore Girls:
JUST finished the night cheese episode last night on netflix (for the 4th time but shhhh!)
oh god oh god that Iggy Azalea mess up was SO painful to watch
goosebump city: population, me!
just found this and laughed out loud because if my dog follows me too zealously, I automatically assume I have cancer.
i have been clean and sober from Web MD for 63 days now. This app will be a true test of my willpower.