I think we all knew something was up with her from the get-go.

Regarding Ms. Dazeem's "dress":

It'll be just like college! Can't wait!

I frickin' love spanx.

J-Kwon will now indubitably be stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

I am never as quick on my feet as I am after turning off a basement light.

Idiotsitter is HIGHsterical, mainly because Jillian Bell is a comedic genius:

UGH is someone chopping onions in here or what?

I think spreading Season 2 of OITNB out over several days has been the greatest test of willpower in my whole 24 years.

I just have so many comments on this video/excerpt, but mainly I'm left wondering how often Farrah uses "interloper" in daily conversation.

Now I just have to contact Jon Hamm to ask him about his... ahem... measurements.

I don't feel the hatred for Lena Dunham that a lot of people feel, but I have to say that I physically cringed during that entire performance.

How I imagine his Baptism went:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvwbVG…

The weird way some of them are pronouncing "Slenderman" immediately reminded me of the Spiderman scene from Friends...

I was sexually assaulted 2 years ago, when I was 22, and went to the doctor several days after because the guy had "ripped" me and also I just needed someone to talk to. She suggested that I get tested and I asked for the whole 9 yards- I didn't want any stone unturned.