No one wants to take time off of work/weekend to fly/drive to Bumblefuck to punch your bumble ass in the bumble face over a fucking internet argument you stupid hick.

Snowflake, is that all you got bigot? You're seriously expecting originality, and bagging on played out shit after you literally age the word snowflake in one day by yourself? You haven't backed up anything. You've called people snowflake and followed it up with "wanna fight about it" over and over. Like you're…

Did your alt-right Word-A-Day calendar land on 'snowflake' today or something? You're like a dumb guy that learns a french word and uses it in every sentence.

Actually he implied he'd kill people with a shotgun, to punching people, to backing down and not doing shit.

No here's the thing George. The fact is. We're not snowflakes. We're just people that actually give a shit about other people even when their problems don't affect us personally. It's called empathy. And unlike people on the right. We're not complete pussies. The problem is alt righters have no reason to ever get…

Great I was going to post this sarcastically but you beat me to it.

I just hope we find out more about Moaning Myrtle in this one.

You can cancel at any time.

Nepotism

Enjoy the sensual stylings of Scott Baio on the sax as Trump poses on a faux fur rug in front of a fire and gets comfortable with himself…IN DA NUDE!

I had a wine tasting last week, and wouldn't you know it, we ran out of camembert.

It's like Harold Faltermeyer and Mike Oldfield had a baby and that baby's an asshole.

And if you're not a celebrity with a built in audience ready to love everything you say no matter how insipid, it's like shouting in crowded room.

God if only there were several decades worth of overwhelming evidence that he was a self serving bigoted narcissistic childish coldhearted spiteful ignorant hypocritical dishonest elitist plutocrat that represented everything his voters claimed they hated…

…oh boy.

Who the fuck is Anthony Bourdain?

"I will follow you to Hell….career first" - James "Family Guy Cameos Til I Die" Woods.

"Fuck you I don't like the way you're appreciating the things I do! Appreciate me better!" - Billy Bob Fucknut

If it makes him feel any better I hated the fuck out of Bad Santa.

Lol true.