O’s fan here. Been pointing out the attendance issues all season to other fans. You wouldn’t believe some of the bullshit excuses. In April it was too cold. In June it was too hot. People in the surrounding counties are convinced that if they set foot within the city limits they will be immediately robbed and…

Knowing sports is no longer a requirement for writing for Deadspin

Patrick Redford didn’t know that was a rule.

It’s Redford. Of course he didn’t know that rule

You remember when Cruz tried to steal home because Davis couldn’t just lay one down anywhere close to third base to win the game? Ridiculous

You can use whatever Pokemon you have. Those are just the best ones.

Be sure to bring two

I love that movie more than I should.

Ingress doesn’t work at all when you’re driving. I’m surprised they didn’t do the same for Pokemon Go

Bulbasaur does seem unusually tough to catch for some reason.

Antarctica is the exact opposite of where it should spawn. It ain’t Antarticuno.

+868

Yeah, I would be disappointed to find an almost fully powered up Articuno and he’s only my third best guy. Although I think having the legendary ones spawn in completely random remote locations would be more “realistic"

I think what he’s saying is that he doesn’t need multiple Pidgeys showing up on his Nearby.

I just heard about Pokevision yesterday and it’s already gone! What a rip...

THAT’S what he’s doing with all those Pokemon I transfer him??

Usually Redford’s articles just contain factual errors. Good to see he’s expanded his repertoire to grammatical errors as well.

I hate when there are kids having fun at the park!

He’s 38 years old? Jesus Christ

Have you seen my kid? You wouldn’t want me to bring him to the game, either!