“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

I believe Trump is trolling the Republicans and America as a whole, but not for the reason everyone thinks.

During the Iran hostage crisis, Reagan (or more likely his people) told the Iranians to hold the hostages until after the election so the issue could be used against Carter, and not to make any deals.

Using Chapstick causes you to need Chapstick more, so that you need to keep buying it. Why else would I be addicted?!

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

George HW Bush was in on the Iran hostage crisis the entire time as a means to discredit Ford.