I don't watch Star Trek.

Agreed. It’s not like yesterday’s post had storyline or a Complete video walk through. It didn't spoil anything. It just announced that we may have figured out the name for games Nintendo will probably be announcing since the scheduled a special Direct for this franchise only tomorrow.

I know you are not one of them, but the people who spout nutritional info as definitive evidence not to eat fast food are missing the point. Once you've thought about having fast food you've already said fuck it to nutrition. So you might as well go balls to the walls and get a VB or two.

Fuck your pompous ass out of here. We all eat fast food. Stop trying to be high and mighty on the Internet.

VBs are the absolute best thing a fast food company has ever made. Sure they don't get the hype of a DLT or baconator or even a double down, but something about that volcano sauce is terrifyingly addictive. Somewhere in my brain I know that may be less than 0% food product, but the important part of my brain takes…

treat others as you wish to be treated.

It made no sense. He was upset that one website reported on something before another website reported on it because they had promised to report on something a day later.

Leave the poor guy alone. He didn't want the Internet to spoil the news he planned on reading about via smoke signals when he went out on the frontier when spring starts.

I merely meant Lebron James, who is the best basketball player of his generation, has to resort to flopping and crying for foul calls. Not that this player is as good as Lebron James.

Dude, you can tell just by looking at him that he wakes up every morning, brushes his teeth, and finishes up with a 3 minute ballsack gargle. He loves it and saves on floss since he can just use any pubes left behind, that’s savvy. Ballsack gargle a day keeps the concussions away, he always says.

Don’t you think you should inform us about the spoiler that a Pokemon direct is coming? How dare you post about something happening instead of letting me enjoy the surprise of randomly slamming my head into a keyboard at exactly 10:00 which magically takes me to a webpage where I find out about a Pokemon direct that…

He looks like Lebron James out there.

Would people hate Duke less if they weren’t rich white kids?

On the flip side, Russell Wilson is a faggot.

Russell Wilson is a faggot, so there's that.

I get the watching tape thing, but I still don’t understand those three games against the packers from 2012 playoffs to 2013 playoffs. He ran all over them in the playoffs then threw all over them week 1 of the next season and then did both in the last playoffs. If any team should have had tape on him, it was the…

I created this burner specifically to answer you.