I want Flynn and Flynn Jr to go down. When I heard about them and that whole kidnapping scheme, I was so happy! I mean it’s fucked up, but these are the times we’re living in.

If you can’t hold your own in a fight with a retired anesthesiologist, I don’t think “liberty” can take much comfort from having you in its corner.

One of the few things that’s keeping me going these days is finding out who’ll be indicted first: Don Jr. or Jared Kushner.

It’s not only bullshit, it’s blasphemous. The Bible clearly states that God, not Joseph, was the father of Jesus. If Joseph had sex with Mary and was Jesus’s biological father, that’s the whole of Christianity down the tubes.

So if a woman worked for the Hillary campaign in a tangential capacity, that’s proof her accusations of sexual assault are a political smear campaign and taint both her and Hillary. But Trump’s campaign manager being arrested for hella serious charges against the nation is A-OK and nothing to do with Trump.

And why aren’t we stoning people for eating shellfish since it’s supposed to be an abomination?

There is so much stupid I don’t even know where to start, but let’s try anyway.

I’m pretty sure we were taught that Mary was a virgin.

I will see your O’Neill gif and raise you one Daniel Jackson gif.

Pretty much proved that the Bible is fake news. I am surprised their collective heads have not exploded.

So far the Trump Administration has defended:

So far I’ve gotten:

If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.

Not very graceful from a magazine called Grazia.

Exactly, by that logic Alan Rickman would have turned into some kind of moustache-twirling villain given his casting over the years, and he very distinctly didn’t. You only become that kind of person if you were always that kind of person, deep down.

Pretty shocked when I saw this (if not surprised). I was expecting them to have made her hair look smaller or smoother, but to have completely erased her hair strikes me as so much worse for a reason I’m struggling to put my finger on.

“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.

Why would a devote Libretarian live in an HOA? Unless said Libertarian is running it to his or her own specifications it seems counterintuitive.

This Rand Paul story is strange indeed. His defensive tweets are both from far right media (Breitbart and Washington Examiner), and thus, likely parroting statements his own flacks gave them.

I didn’t think he’d feel any stress as President because he wouldn’t actually be doing the work. I didn’t account for the stress of his being dislocated from his preferred surroundings and having to (somewhat) accommodate other people’s schedules. I am pleased I was wrong.