Once again: 3 heart attacks, one massacre, and he is still alive? Fuuuck. Can’t we trade Tom Petty or David Bowie for him?

As soon as they start firing their guns into a crowd, they become the bad guy with a gun. There is no way they aren’t going to hit an innocent person, not in that chaos. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that some of the victims in LV were shot by bullets that can’t be accounted for by the confiscated weapons.

It’s like watching two girls work the double dutch ropes, but not knowing how you’re gonna get the hell in there.

and yet there was a young, unarmed black man who stayed and help several people and ended up getting shot for his heroism (thankfully he’s going to recover). this trump-loving idiot here would probably call him a “thug” or “ni**er” just because.

The thought they never seem to think about, when they bravely claim they’d shoot bullets out of the air, is that as soon as they stand up and start waving their gun around, the “good guy with a gun” is now indistinguishable from the bad guy with his gun. And if five or six of them all have the same courageous…

Yeah I didn’t catch the autocorrect but it’s not wrong either. He’s sort of helpless without her, I had to show him how to use a dryer on Saturday. I saw him once ask her “where’s my protein powder?” when it was on the counter, next to the blender, right in front of him, where she told him it would be.

If he had been firing or aiming or showing a gun during the shootout, he’d be dead. There’s no way the cops running in there, who couldn’t even tell right away where the bullets were coming from, wouldn’t have seen him with a gun and assumed that he was the shooter. These wingnuts make absolutely no sense at all.

Seriously. This may be the one time I root on the guy who married Bristol Palin.

Not sure why it didn’t rate a mention but Dakota Meyer is married to abstinence poster girl Bristol Palin, mother of three.

[sonorous fart noise]

I don’t know if this relates: when I go to someones’s twitter account and there is a convo going on there, I don’t know how to....get in. It’s like watching two girls work the double dutch ropes, but not knowing how you’re gonna get the hell in there. 

What do his bravado and teeth have in common?

Freaky how much he looks like my BIL.

Oh wow I would be really shocked to hear that someone like that has been violent towards women.

My first thought when I heard about the shooting was “country music festival...there must have been more than one good guy with a gun there to protect himself.”

This has been done in London for some time now. The bird handler flies the hawk every other morning in Trafalgar Square for half an hour or so which sufficiently scares the pigeons so they don’t congregate in large numbers.

Okay, now we’re getting somewhere.

The town I grew up in had a problem with geese at a small pond. They found this company that has these strobe lights that are supposed to scare the geese off. Apparently these geese didn’t care and one of the local officials said something like “we just paid for these geese to have a rave at the pond” which I find…

Pigeons just want to have fun.

Wow, way to surrender before even attempting to solve this problem, Ambassador of Pigeons.