I want to hear Sanders’ bullshit excuse for not voting at all. He’s done this enough for me to remember it which makes him as bad as the rest of them.

I think my Marge is defective. It mostly ignores my kids except when it wants attention. Then it throws a fit because the kids are unfamiliar with its operating system.

If pressed, I think I’d pick Trump - I figure Sarah’s got her head so far up his ass that I’d get two for the price of one.

We should look to Australia. They had a mass shooting, the politicians did something about it instead of just sending useless thoughts and prayers, and as a result they don’t have constant mass shootings.

I agree with everything you said except for this:

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”

“Las Vegas will recover and has strong leaders like Steve Wynn to help! Did I tell you I know Steve Wynn? Great guy, tremendous business man. Built many hotels including the Wynn Las Vegas! Amazing hotel, he took inspiration for it from my own Trump Taj Mahal inAtlantic City and he a terrific job building it, not…

Today’s Code 45* is a simple, sombre, declarative exclamation by 45*’s subconscious in response to its orange-tinted host’s desperate search for understanding of how seemingly everything is seemingly much worse than it has seemingly ever been in the US. Being a malignant narcissist, 45*’s conscious mind obviously…

The only good thing to come from this is that, hopefully—-with both the right and the left boycotting the NFL—-it hastens the decline and subsequent demise of the NFL.

I recently told my wife how shitty I feel around POC and women now because since November I am always terrified that I will somehow signal I am one of the bad ones. Immediately after the words left my mouth I realized I am for the first time experiencing a fraction of what those that do not look like me have gone…

The very headline on that article made me shiver. Like, bitch, did you just try and come for Jane Fonda? Passing over her supreme badassery, do you remember who used to be her husband? With whom she is still on good terms? Lady, you’re already fired and you don’t even know it, bless your heart.

As am I hoping to have an ass like his at 80. Just not mine ;)

Guys, I’m thinking this might not be about the anthem, after all...

...that uncomfortable moment when you realize as a black football player that your fans will support you as long as you are willing to risk your health to bash your head in for their enjoyment but the moment you start standing up for things that are important to you as a black man they turn on you.....

Did you know that Fox doesn’t show anthems because they sell ads for the time right before kickoff?

Please. It’s plain as day they were saying “BOO-ALTIMORE.”

I would boo also. I absolutely hate when either religion or patriotism is forced on me at a “public” event. If I wanted to pray I would do so either in private or in church, but it shouldn’t be expected of me, nor should I have to be expected to respect it being forced upon others in order to attend a sporting event.

When I was 22, my BFF talked me into wearing a pair of kitten heels (they were pink suede bejewelled Kate Spade knockoffs, and they were spectacular) out on a particularly balmy spring night. I had been planning to wear Uggs with my denim miniskirt, as was the style at the time (2005). But she was wearing heels with…

Kitten heels are terrible. Not a high heel (which I’d never wear) nor a flat. Frankly, I don’t like the way they look. This shoe style does no one justice. Ugly.

they are the crocs of heels, imho.