1. How are you not out of the greys? The handle alone is worthy.

Honestly, that’s kinda what I was thinking. Or to be numb enough to make and take bigger hits during the game. Or maybe people just think drugs are fun and adolescents don’t always have good judgement?

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

Oxycodone puts the perk in percocet!

To parallel your #1 point for video — turn that color setting down on the TV! The real world doesn’t bleed color outside the thing that has the color. Even the cheapest of TVs can look pretty darn good without a calibration device if you’ll just ease off the color and adjust the contrast/blackness.

Quite frankly, I’m not sure why we haven’t heard more black vets insert themselves into this. Like, we are over-represented in the military, but it’s continually getting whitewashed.

Grading on the steep curve of bar owner in super small Missouri town, this almost counts as clever wordplay.

How is that not the Missouri she knows? Where was she at when Mike Brown was murdered? Did she not hear anything about St. Louis the last few weeks? Cognitive dissonance is a mutha.

Don’t you know that the whole purpose of the US military is to fight abroad so that cops can kill unarmed black men at home? To protest that is to disrespect all our military does to make sure brown people around the world can experience equal opportunity murder.

$200 doormats. Billy-Bob over here is so mad he’s just going to keep lining the NFLs pockets.

“A lot of us military folks take that personal to heart,”

I think they missed part of the article. I’m sure it should have read:

As a veteran, I hate statements like this. The vast majority of soldiers I served with cared about two things: their own asses, and the asses of the people they served with. Loud, open-faced patriotic zeal was reserved for crazies, glory-hogs, and the chumps who thought their shit smelled better than everyone else’s.

‘“We pulled them out of the box, taped them down. There was no ill-intent,” he added. “If someone thinks that I mean personal harm to someone, they don’t know me.”’

He’ll go nuts when he’s the last one on the site to get the update.

Just did this because who doesn’t like doing things you’re probably not supposed to. Then tried to write a 280 character tweet. And it was too much effort. Twitter is for explaining to people who wrongly believe pineapple belongs on pizza why they are wrong. You don’t need 280 characters for that.

I’m not convinced casserole is less disgusting.

The reason it tastes off is because it was seasoned with the tears of bitter disappointment that her child would grow up and never call her as often as they should...

I just had a thought and that thought is that I want to make mid-level chain restaurants into casseroles.

Fun fact: My grandfather hated “casseroles” but would eat them if you said they were “hot salads.” “Hot salad” sounds worse than “casserole” to me, but he was a complex man.