There may be a reason for that *other* than standard Hollywood agism/sexism. Horror is sometimes pretty good at exploring these sorts of dichotomies.

question to potential jury:

I’m all for more goofy testing.

I’m a waitress that caters largely to military personnel. They tip great, but I have one retiree who likes to pick up the check for a young service member whenever he comes in, add a thank you for your service. It’s super sweet, but he’s a terrible tipper, so everyone he does it I lose $5 tip from whoever he buys…

That saying about the way people treat underlings being true of the way they treat loved ones has been true, in my experience. Shitty tippers and dudes who were demanding to the waitstaff always ended up being selfish boyfriends and sexual partners. In stupidest my youth, I dated someone who would either complain…

CAN’T WAIT! Seriously- I hope Kelly puts the hammer down and Trump gets intransigent because he is the Best Person in the World and no one can tell him what to do.

Somehow I suspect Sessions has that in his Rolodex (he probably still uses a rolodex).

I’ll never forgive her for betraying Mozart for that evil Salieri...

Would you say it was an emotional roller coaster?

Will the Orange Imbecile again suddenly decide he’s the Emperor and will demand to know the names of all the members of this grand jury?

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

I read this as “Jeff Sessions is coming for the Lakers” and was very, very confused.

Reminds in law school when I put my Trusts textbook next to my Anti-Trust textbook to see if it would cause a wormhole. Nope.

He’s a selfish, spoiled brat; it probably doesn’t even occur to him that Pena Nieto might have political considerations at home. No, it’s all about shoring up his approval among the staggering number of morons who really believed the Mexico wall lie, and making sure that he doesn’t lose face.

Jesus, I barely even remember the details of the Comey firing at this point, it’s all such a blur. That was six scandals and two Communications directors ago.

No. If *we* have to live through this shit show, no way that crusty motherfucker gets to skate on the consequences of his schemes. He needs to keep being alive while ACA is still in place and his taxes haven’t been lowered.

um, uh ... you do realize we’re talking about a good number of people that for sake of their lives and countless internet cycles couldn’t figure out if a fucking dress was blue or gold. People are fucking idiots.

Tiny Houses—Water Prison Edition

Does he know Cubans don’t vote in US elections???

VOTER: Señor Trump, my wife and I are proud to have voted for you!