It is really looking like a portion of the US would rather burn everything down and then shoot themselves, instead of let brown people touch things.

Which sounds amazingly close to what a domestic abuser might do.

And even if it’s not part of her job, aren’t we supposed to live on a free country? If she wants to post her address and the hours she is going to be there, no one should go and try to hurt her.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

And there goes another staffer....

Yeah. How efficient can you make a tornado?

Actually what they need to do is keep pushing that he was a gormless pawn who others manipulated into position, because it’s only a matter of time before he’ll go full-Sideshow Bob!

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Ha! Another Phx story, but more of a home owner rage/revenge tale. Around 35ish years ago, this douchebro (for that time) and his buddies would hit the old metal, trash filled cans that were set out on trash day (yeah, looong time ago!) while on their way to school. His not-so-well-well-off parents foolishly bought…

Oh my, I never dared write that out but I totally agree that this is attention seeking at its worst.

Tuna of the barnyard!! Hahaha. Totally stealing this. I would laugh at how funny you are!

I was TxChick469 because those were the last 3 digits of my zip code, and I was a very young 13 and honestly didn’t get the joke... Ah youth!

Well, I am very offended on behalf of your friend. What he meant, and what you should have realized, is that he built a time machine 15 yrs ago, traveled to the 1920s, invented the thing, and came back. And no one has the decency to give him credit. Not even you, his friend! So rude.

I was waiting for someone to bring up Emma’s throat gonorrhea!

I occasionally refer to chicken as tuna of the barnyard and my husband and son have no idea what I mean as I laugh at how funny I am.

I know someone who shaves her head EVERY YEAR “for cancer”. As you can imagine with a once yearly head shaving, her hair barely ever makes it past 3" of length in between shaves. She runs around asking people to sponsor her, and wears a t shirt for like a solid week afterwards. If you don’t compliment her “bravery”,…

I was expecting video, and I’m not sure how I feel about how disappointed I am.

What you gonorrhea do when it comes for you?