It also made him sound 80 years old and quaint, as if he genuinely thought this was the only way to reach new people, but he is ‘a 49 year old technology designer’ so presumably someon can nudge him towards Tinder?

Sadly, no. I’m not an artist. But I have done a lot of nude figure modelling for both life drawing and photography classes as well as just artists and photographers who are looking for subjects who are willing to do nudes.

Security concerns-the cells don’t lock. Id say that’s a security priority?

Take out a personal ad.

50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

I think you’re misunderstanding what I’m saying as a criticism of her. It’s not. I think what she did was great and (at least from my admittedly limited perspective) completely unexpected. I was really more responding to how lost Mnuchin was when she did it, and saying that though he may have rehearsed not answering…

She has a limited time frame to ask questions. If he blabs on and on and gives really long winded non answers, he can prevent her from asking all that she wants to.
So reclaiming her time is actually her literally reclaiming the time wasted. They can’t count his bullshit against her timer.

I hope she files for spousal support and he gives her a set of boot straps and a MAGA hat.

I have total sympathy for you and your son’s “cooking.” I’m still scrubbing the blue food coloring out of our cutting board. Soon, I will get the belt sander and just take a layer off to make my life easier! So, he thinks that you are not “cooking” unless, 1) Food coloring is involved, 2) Something foams up or…

I’ve taken several figure-drawing classes with nude models, and the models have always been thin women... except once in college when the first model for a semester-long class was a man. After the first class meeting, most (all?) of the male students dropped the class.

You need to go on an ill-fated cruise in the north Atlantic and meet a poor artist who will paint you like one of his French girls.

And before he fades out of sight forever, I need to point out that Reince isn’t even his given name. Oh, he comes by the Priebus honestly, but the Reince is his own invented nickname for Reinhold.

Lol the Mooch, Ivanka, Jared, and Bannon will still all report directly to Trump, so best of luck to Gen. Kelly, the man with the most doomed job on earth.

A request to the Jezebel/ The Slot staff: can we start seeing profiles of potential congressional or presidential candidates that can actually turn this sinking ship around in 2018 and 2020? I, like I’m sure many others, am getting just numb and depressed as hell by the barrage of #barfbags coming from the West Wing -…

Apparently, everyone hates Reince Priebus.

Also Canadian. When I heard one of the GOP congressman go on about why prenatal care was included in ACA plans, because he doesn’t need it, I just thought “who are these selfish creeps who hate their moms that much?” And for the record, he needed prenatal care at least once.

Approximately like this.

At least it’s better than “Arya’s Famous Meat Pies” or “Theon’s Sasuage and Eggs”

Oh, no, this again! I hate when people ask how to get out of the grays because that’s when I have to tell them the sad truth: