I’ve seen Sugru at Lowe’s in the paint department, which is an odd place for it, in my opinion.

Why is that?

Bet he won’t, though. Remember his “I like people who aren’t captured”? I bet he has a similar line for this: “I like people that aren’t imprisoned for committing the same offenses as I did. Sad.”

That’s what Nixon did: asked the AG to fire the special prosecutor. And it lead directly to his impeachment. I’m actually hoping he does try to have him fired.

I have no idea how it works. I read and comment on a lot of these blogs so it would be nice if one ungreying counted for all. But I don’t think that’s the case. I’ve seen people say they’ve been commenting for ten years and are still grey or once again grey for some reason.

Am I the only one who read Chaffetz’s tweet as saying “...evidently has a new {hashtag} {word truncated due to 140-character limit}.” I was in the middle of rolling my eyes at the Twitter fail when I realized that back in the day, we called that a number sign (or pound, but I think he means new phone number (and…

Will these people ever learn that mics should always be considered hot?

God, Trump will probably call him him to thank him for single-handedly solving the texting-in-theater issue. Then he’ll offer this asshole advice on how to squeeze some pussy which they will both agree he was entitled to since he bought her both a slice of pizza and a movie ticket. Then he will offer him a job.

Why are these annoying people ungreyed when I can’t ever seem to climb out of commenter purgatory. (Yes, I’ve stooped to whining.)

Maybe she is a jerk.* But at least she’s an alive jerk who had the sense to get out.

Because it’s way better to keep your phone in your pocket so that when they find your body in a dumpster later, the police can use it to call your next-of-kin.

We should probably trust here that she picked up some kind of vibe from him and wanted to get out. She doesn’t have to disclose what made her feel unsafe. Nor does she have to prove that her gut instinct was right (especially since it’s hard to quantify what the unsafe feeling is).

I’m the most upset that where they are, movie prices end in a penny. That’s just wrong.

Seems like she felt she should leave the date and had a friend text her to give her an excuse to leave. I don’t blame her.

I don’t think they forgot the the pussy-grabbing comment. It’s just that overturning Roe v. Wade is so important to them that they were able to salve their consciences with the “locker room talk” explanation. He could have grabbed someone’s pussy on live TV the night before the election and his supporters would have…

If it were a movie or novel, we’d say it was too fantastical to believe.

I guess Jared will have to do those jobs in between figuring out world peace and reinventing the government.

We are doing it! It’s time to make Georgia blue outside ATL and Savannah!

Please let this be true. I’d love to see them all behind bars. Ryan can bench press all he likes and McConell will look especially turtle in his prison jumpsuit.

I want him to live to be 100, all of his remaining years to be behind bars. I want him to watch TV in there and see that he has become a nobody except when a comedian tells a joke or a news anchor has a “remember when?” segment. Rage stroking isn’t enough for me because at this point, history books will just have a…