Torch and Patrick crushin’ it. Maybe there are “better” choices, but this dude wants something weird, and judging by his car history, those two cars fit the bill (with his other must-haves) wonderfully. No additional community car suggestions needed.

Pretty sure these take the prize:

Blow off work and take a nice drive in your Porsche 914! You have my permission. Unless you work here at Jalopnik, in which case, get your ass back to the blog mine.

Good? You mean the “correct.”

this is just stupid. don’t take away my right to drive high horsepower cars just because you can’t control yours.

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.

“GTS did a lap of the Nürburgring in 7 minutes and 22 seconds.”

I always go to sarcastic car web sites for deep and probing analysis on for foreign policy.

As the client never actually said two doors was a requirement...

Although I feel kind of torn by this dudes work I still feel like they focus way too much on the customers bullshit story.

Shit. I thought the answer was always “Miata.” Damn...

So about that 25 year old import law...

RIP Jeep . 1941-2006

No offense to the people who mocked this up. But.. not exactly hard to predict what a wrangler truck will look like. I’ll give you a hint.

Needs square headlights