wha?? c’mon. i ALWAYS think too much about property damage in action movies when i watch them, so much so that occasionally it won’t allow me to suspend disbelief long enough to enjoy them. video games are totally different for me though, because i personally don’t require them to obey the same physical and logical…

makes me glad i signed up to epic games with a disposable email address

my favorite thing about racists is that they can perceive when they receive the short end of the stick on any given matter and that reverse-racism is definitely a thing, but that they’re not racists because racism doesn’t even exist anymore and that in fact you are the racist for pointing out their racism.

yes! my first thought was totem poles. or like, gargoyle statues.

knees? where? i suck at these hidden 3d pictures

is that one of those original cabbage patch dolls? or is that guy about to play bagpipes?

alright people on the east coast. memorize the name and face. if you ever see this broad on the street, she may be low on fluids so please help her out and let her have whatever liquids you have handy. effective now till several weeks after i’m dead.

holy shit, she’s the real life mary now.

i don’t know who that is, but i know that he got burnt

don’t worry caitlyn, all the money you’ll save from trump tax breaks will easily substitute for human dignity

what in the motherfuck are you babbling about? even if your point wasn’t to blame a guy and his dog for buying something from amazon (which you clearly are) where on the spectrum of things that are ok does this fall? hell, for all i know i’m wrong for feeling bad for that dog since apparently that’s what he had coming…

this man perfectly exemplifies why the only proper response to republican talking points is “what the fuck are you talking about idiot?” the only people who take trump seriously at this point are the republican base (who would support their party regardless of who it was) and the people who work for him or in his…

trump says/thinks a lot of things. let’s keep an eye on him, but the media and the public need to stop reacting to what this clown says and discussing it as if it were a valid point in a sincere debate. faux “news” has spent years mobilizing idiots and finally in 2018, its crowning achievement is donald trump being…

i’d say you do yourself disservice by thinking something would be too petty for trump.

trump has no understanding of the function or purpose of government, except for when he periodically loses all his money and needs help. i maintain that he never intended to win (because he underestimated how many racists would vote against their own self interests to screw the brown people) and that he has always…

all his friends are new. once people get to know trump, it’s time for trump to find new friends.

russia, if you’re listening, release the piss tape. i think you will be rewarded mightily by our press.

talk about grinding. at least when he gets tired of collecting cans he has 30k** actual cans and stories to share at A.A.

they were among the finest meats you could purchase on the third floor of the mall

my apocalypse fantasy involves breaking into the costco and making the whiskey and blocks of cheese “samples”. you can tell my fantasy is old because there are old timey rear projection “big screen” tv’s in electronics.