3) It’s totally working, they’re talking about something other than the porno actress that is suing trump. 30 more minutes till the weekend, we can do this. 30 more minutes and it’s golf time. 29 minutes.

donnie dumb could cure several cancers and fix global warming and i’d still assume he was ripping us off somehow.

$5 says that giant hotel in n. korea that was built but never used ends up a trump tower at some point.

the only other possibility is that due to their high quality counterfeit u.s. currency, they can’t have diet-ketchup-for-brains destabilizing the economy that is their bread and butter

a broken dildo says: “I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man”. “Save your energy Rex” .

yes, hopefully in 6 more months this game that came out last year might perhaps possibly maybe have a chance of being fixed and/or good.

whatever he thinks or says is largely inconsequential to me, personally, save for the few instances where he manages to affect actual legislation. i’m sure it was a fine article and that is important as a matter of historical record, but the white house position on anything in 2018 means fuck all.

i told you a neurosurgeon who believes in jesus wasn’t to be trusted, i told you.

i’m thinking liberals need to get REEEEEALLY into guns and see what does to their fragile grasp on the epic galactic jesus battle that is happening now apparently aka reality

this would be less stupid if it weren’t coming from the same people who are also trying to dictate whom you can fuck and what parts of them you’re allowed to fuck, what you can and can not do with shit growing inside of you or even what substances you can and can not consume or even purchase.

i know this is an old article (now that i just reminded myself to check when it was posted) but i just found it and i just wanted to say thanks, shithead. i get it, i get it; this guy is the greatest son ever and i’m crappy would’ve been a more appropriate title.

i always wondered when florida man would settle down. his woman is a teacher who is stupid, they make a great couple.

shooting yourself in front of our nations capital is about as ‘murican as you can get. our constitution gives every child the chance to be murdered by a crazy white guy.

“homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly”

lisa:”you’re my dad. you have to say i’m cute”

also, i think we found a good conspiracy for angry republicans to sink their shit crusted paws into. false flag! fake news! lebron deflated that ball! liberal hogwash!

jesus lebron, what’s the matter, couldn’t sneak a back flip and liu kang bicycle kick in? i think we found his “jumpman” silhouette.

jabba is a never-nude

“you’re all talk skywalka’, you never even finished jedi training”

i feel like your friend never sought help for the trauma many of us were subjected to almost 20 years ago. things have clearly gotten worse in the meantime and it seems that your friend has been mistreated by george lucas for so long that he’s already started justifying why he deserved the way he got treated and…