if only he was scottish too

i haven’t done it in years, i guess mostly due to steam’s bi-hourly fire sales, but i’m not above pirating a game. where’s my drm against some asshole at walmart letting me buy jurassic park on sega genesis? they knew i’d buy it because that movie ruled but it was hot garbage and i swore for like 2 weeks that it was…

i had no idea you could tether off flip phones. i had a galaxy2 or htc evo at the time but we didn’t get 4g in our part of town in vegas yet in like 2011 and i ended up using those free usb tether apps (easy tether, pdanet/foxfi) to play mw3 and killzone2 online over 3g. later on i started rooting my phones around…

i’m still just biding my time until i invariably read the headline for “switch v2.x”. this all looks neat but i know the second i get my hands on one all i’ll hear the week after is ‘brighter screen/double battery life/lighter/diamond dpad with sapphire buttons edition’. also i don’t have enough money for one now. but…

i generally do read more than i post my opinion but some of these issues are just constantly getting attention, which i am actually glad for, but so far their defense has been unanimous: we’re not racists, that’s not racist, in fact there is no more racism anymore but you’re racist because you discriminate against…

so if i understand correctly, someone still intentionally did that and the question then becomes “is this fucked up AND who is reponsible?”.

my apologies if this is offensive to people i’m not trying to offend (los negritos), but personally the worst part about all this is that we continue to discuss and engage publically and analyzed on tv by people named like the shows they’re on and it’s a little stupid, no? clearly some things are racist and i often…

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speaking of porn in traditionally inappropriate places, around 2006-08 during the heydey of flip phones, i found some forums that had apps, games, ringers, properly sized wallpapers,etc as well as movies ripped in 3gp and at the time (up until last year) i had a sprint plan with unlimited data which was fairly…

illegal immigrants take up spots in good universities that americans are too dumb to be accepted to and who’s liberal agenda they inherently distrust.

the first time i saw a ti-83 it was running super mario bros. and pixelated ass porn

i took a ‘keyboarding” class my freshman year of high school (97) and it consisted of typing out exercises from a textbook. we were set up on ancient pc’s running win95 in rows of four and the “teacher” sat in front of class. a few weeks in after we got comfortable with each other, we had already set up a rotating…

i love bernie, but my butt still hurts cause he’s always helping his best friend danny trunp get his appointments through.

and just where is bernie supposed to get enough fucks to give? liberals are in a drought, running a deficit on fucks given over the last fiscal year.

trump/busted-nutsack 2020 “prove it, america”.

being from florida, is it possible she’s running from land based authorities? or that she’s stealing from or selling drugs to sea creatures?

i’m not certain where or how far into political incorrectness i may be about to stray, but if i ever find myself sobbing uncontrollably after handing out a right proper digital ass beating in front of all his peers and family and friends and disappointed children i wou...........well, i mean, unless he owed his coke…

am i to assume that “gun” shoots some sort of toilet plunger or cheerful little hammer?

it is so embarrassing to be a liberal on top of the shame of being american at the moment. congressional democrats are THE MOST pathetic, innocuous, useless bunch of people to ever be assembled outside of a n. korean B.M.W. dealership.

i still remember being shocked by the first few less obvious fetishes i learned of, almost all of them inadvertently but the only thing to truly take away is that everyone ever born is desperately mentally fucking ill. good god haha, bless everyone who have the ingenuity to find new, interesting ways to use boring old…