thank you! me three. trump is as polite as i’ll go. the closest i’ll get is by reminding you that he’s not only the president of the hair club for men, he’s also a member.

oh your* god

figlio di puttana. or trumpanzees.

HA! well, there you go. lesson learned. never trust anything you hear on the internet. you can go ahead and disregard my previous statement and resume feeling full on terrible about staying at a wynn property. you might even want to attend some sort of late night church service just to be safe instead of spending…

HA! well, there you go. lesson learned. never trust anything you hear on the internet. you can go ahead and disregard my previous statement and resume feeling full on terrible about staying at a wynn property. you might even want to attend some sort of late night church service just to be safe instead of spending your…

i understand the incredibly low chance of trump being held accountable for anything he may have done wrong, but if he did and he gets off for whatever reason then i see no point to ever respect any u.s. laws as long as it’s not explicitly against the law verbatim or if i simply don’t think i will get caught.

i’d suggest not eating at restaurants. i used to work at a restaurant. fun fact: unless you left a decent tip, we hate you.

fuck me. i have realized that repeating a great anecdote about a submarine from poland i heard would be inappropriate and that laughing when i heard it was wrong, regardless of how funny it was. guess i’m just growing up.

lawyer convention in florida.

wow, what a bunch of horseshit. i’m sure the article is grammatically sound and perhaps even a relevant issue worthy of public attention, but i’m one of those losers without social media “presence” and after about 3 of these paragraphs i was grateful for that.

you had me at bleeding gums.

been watching a lot of david cay johnston last few months and he expected these types of headlines. i have yet to read any of his books but as an example, he’s known and followed trump for 30 years and he mentioned the likelihood that trump (like most of us, including myself) had never bothered to read his job…

this dude and texass totally deserve each other.

this is a win-win, for the guy AND for me (assuming i get a neat 2min clip of it on youtube).

how many non-republicans has trump appointed to high ranking positions? i’m about to google it but i have a hunch.

you can’t spell team with ‘I’ only if you want to risk being escorted out by secret service because you corrected trump’s spelling.

“why do we always hurt the ones we hit”.

if you’re as cynical as i am, there may also be a silver lining. trump will invariably cross any line because he knows he can, and after a lifetime of it the people voted him king. this is fine and if it was done legally, fuck me, didn’t see that one coming. but he has the self awareness of the can tuna comes in and…

i harbor the same fear but at this point, mueller may be the only pillar keeping this republic alive. i also see trump stress test the boundaries of our laws and institutions and it’s heartbreaking to see so many of our fellow citizens look the other way, but i feel i have no choice but to place my faith blindly in…

i’ve been catching baldwin clips and weekend updates on youtube. i think they’re great. i haven’t watched snl regularly since the mid-late 90's cast ruined it for me but i’ve seen probably last 2 or 3 months and i’m liking them, but my favorite W.U. host was norm, so....yea.