i recommend reading more internet posts. you will find there’s tons of stuff you use or do every day that you didn’t realize you actually hated.

for those of us fortunate enough to live in america, we are all entitled to an opinion and additionally, being stupid is not against the law. however, not all opinions are equally valid.

how do i post a picture of nelson muntz?

who impregnated not-kim kardashian?

‘most’ people think they’ve been playing full hd 1080p games since the ps3 shipped with an hdmi port. i assume, because i’m on the internet, some of these folks are also the kind who might insist that turning on that extra frame option on their brand new hdtv is actually not totally creepy.

reboot reboot reboot re. reboot re boot re re boot re boot reboot

i really hope it’s as obvious to everyone as it is to me. ivanka and jared are only there because donald dumb is unquestionably unfit for the office he holds. he needs his children there to help him make a laughable attempt at pretending he knows what he’s doing. it needs to be his children because they know the…

it just occurred to me that someday there might be children going to the gold plated trump presidential library/ivanka trump outlet store.

to quote whichever archer character of your choosing: “can’t or won’t?”

all concerns about any unproven feature of a soon to be consumer-ready product are warranted.

“Confidence, perseverance, and the _____ car control skills on the planet are the traits of rally drivers.”

i don’t use facebook, but this sounds very plausible based on the amount of data you say facebook has. your dad met several new members of his family but so did other people you know. plus based on the amount of information users are willing to donate, the porter name has probably been thrown around.

very fortunate to have video of this. without it i can already imagine the tweet tomorrow morning about liberals kicking pregnant conservatives in their stupid faces as they exercise their first amendment right to be an actual dumb racist bitch.

i don’t know. that era of hyundais do have a certain “spreadsheet document” aura about them.

i think many of us reading your posts are taken aback because generally lawyers are perceived to be the ones taking advantage of a situation instead. clearly, i’m not lawyer material because i would also feel uncomfortable trying to haggle for tacos but i am also able to appreciate the differences between picking up…

i’d never heard of a mercury marauder until now. apparently it’s some variant of the mercury version of the ford crown vic. this was a great article that slightly depressed me. mostly because i’ve spent most of my adult life scared at the sight of a crown vic. but partly because i think these people did something…

i’m not sure where the original quote came from, but i once heard christopher hitchens say something to the effect of the religious right to life “begins at conception and ends at birth”

i’m glad he was able to catch the piece of shit in the act and confront him (without being physically harmed). but it might’ve been interesting if he had let him proceed with whatever he was attempting to do and get it on tape.

the police: it’s like the mafia except, occasionally even the mafia disciplines its own. it actually sounds kinda cool. like a fast food job you can’t fired from for hundreds of reasons.

apologist grey here.