Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I was just thinking, “What book do I want Dame Helen Mirren to read to me for her Grammy?”

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

In a month or so, the monsoon will start and floods like you see in Texas will kill several orders of magnitude more.

So based on the article it’s not standard protocol to destroy these types of records? Really would like to know reasoning on that - it seems kind of nefarious right now.

This looks so fucking comfortable.

... that it would be fucking sweet? Or that I wouldn’t be able to have sex for two weeks?

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

That’s horrifying! Oh my god. I hope someone does call the cops on them, jesus.

Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

Whoa. That's so fucked up.

“So… you’re still abortion-minded, even if you happen to be tubally pregnant?” she asked.

She didn’t “have to” do anything. She’s a comedian who made a joke, as comedians are wont to do.

GOOD GOD LEMON

That’s always my thought when I see leather pants/leggings

Dear god that’s like begging for a yeast infection.

hard for the MEN and Women to find justice when they have been raped.

"Just sayin" -Evin Cosby

They have to fight back against Beverly Johnson. Game changer in court of public opinion.

It's adorable that she thinks when someone rapes someone else, they go to prison.