Agreed! Plus she's pregnant. I feel like messing with pregnant ladies will get you, at the very least, some side eye.

She's so freaking nice and gracious all the time. She deserves a hint of "fuck you, I'm a duchess" once in a while.

I felt a similar jolt watching Colbert have to call Obama "President" and "Sir" all the way through his interview, because it reminded me that this is your thing. I think it's nice, don't get me wrong, but we don't have that principle with David Cameron, and the idea of being expected to call him "sir" would be…

And perhaps Kate doesn't care. That is the realest smile on her face that I have seen in a while. Let us not forget the drubbing her parents (commoners!) received when her mother said "A pleasure to meet you" instead of "How do you do?" to the Queen. The latter is the appropriate response since the former is understood…

"Tits up" is the only expression that really makes me want to be a Brit.

The drunk and the meanspirited.

You had me at lesbian love triangle.

It's a hard knock life.

This is way better if I imagine Peter Pan is actually a woman (I'm calling her Patty), and there is a lesbian love triangle between Wendy and Tinkerbell. HAWT.

Yeah, she looks like she could be a realtor.

No one would judge you for resorting to Listerine right now.

Thank you for bringing attention to this. I really believe in what my tweet said, that Peter MacKay thinks misogyny is understandable. He is our federal minister who has signed into law a bill that goes into effect this Saturday, the anniversary of the Montreal massacre.
This day is reserved in Canada to remember women…

You should also know about this shitbird: in the aughts he dated fellow CPC MP Belinda Stronach. They broke up mid-decade, in a split that caused her to cross the floor to the Liberals (not sure on the chicken-egg there).

I sent Anna Wintour a picture of me wearing my sweatpants and a Dog the Bounty Hunter t-shirt I got on sale at a Family Dollar store and asked her if it was cool if I went tonight. She told me I could wear the outfit at the Met Gala, but only if I agreed to sit with Giuliana Rancic. I turned her down.

These same fuckwads were in my town carrying rifles in front of the goddamn high school yesterday. Makes me sick.

That is just straight-up terrifying. If I saw a group of men with assault rifles in a public place, I wouldn't even assume it was an armed robbery, I'd assume it was a planned mass shooting.

In related news, 4 men with the smallest penises in the world showed up at a local jack in the box to show off their huge guns.

I cannot believe they were surprised the people were terrified. I think this is exactly what they wanted. Makes them feel powerful.

Don't worry about Ralphee! I have a CH kitty.... People are always really concerned when they first meet her (tears have been shed!), but they soon realize that she gets by just fine. She can't jump, but she can climb like a mofo and she's absolutely fearless. She has a lot of fans.

The best parts of cat ownership is creeping them out and pissing them off. Nothing better than a mildly annoyed feline.