In July 1932, the Nazis won the largest plurality (32 percent) in German parliament but had other parties formed a coalition, they could have held back the Nazis. But the other parties didn’t: they were obsessed with infighting over smaller differences and failed to see the larger, existential threat. This is that…

you put it in a museum where it belongs. you don’t put it on live television. you don’t put it on monuments for traitors after the head traitor himself said DON’T DO THAT, and you don’t ignore what that symbol means to the oppressed.

Idon’t give one flying fuck if it represents heritage to some folks (it should bring…

I really don’t understand why pickups(other than the Tundra) don’t have roll down rear windows. That dinky sliding window is useless. 

How the fuck do you drive around with “no headers”? 

Man, if only you could buy a car directly from a manufacturer. Nah, that would never work, dealers clearly provide far too much value to the whole purchasing process.

I for one am going to go ahead and listen to the engineers who have spent their lives developing tires to suit their respective a purposes instead of the Skoal spitting Jim-Bob riding his Harley without a helmet.

I refuse to consider the argument that this plane puts us ahead of our enemies. The 14 Ohio-class SSBN nuclear missile boats are what keeps out true enemies at bay. As the useless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan proved, high armor, low tech, extra resilient products were more than adequate in addressing the irregular…

I’m certainly no expert in military hardware, but it seems to me that the basic problem with the F35 is that it was built by the private sector. The problem with that is, in our rapaciously unfettered capitalist system (= maximum greed), the goal of every company is to maximize profits (= shareholder value), not…

The A-10 Warthog which the Air Force wants to replace with the F-35 has decades of proven reliability, legendary accuracy with its GAU-8 Avenger Gatling gun, is massively less expensive, and has none of the other issues mentioned above.

Warning: politics, off topic

Good thing we’re not asking Lockheed-Martin to handle health care.

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

I need the bed to haul my magnum condoms for my monster dong though!

Really? I think owners should be able to do whatever they want with their car. I would however instruct dealers to explicitly warn the new owner that leaving them on could damage the paint.

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

How tall are you? I’m nearly 6'3" and my knees are pretty much in the back of the seat without them reclining. I’m okay with them reclining a little but there’s a point where they have to stop. If you recline all the way back, my confrontational attitude is going to come knocking.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Milk + hotel