Are you a ghostwriter for his tweets? Or, by God, you’re Trump, lurking in the comments of Deadspin using a Jeb! handle!

Does your employer engage in the political act of playing the anthem at the start of your workday? And did your employer allow itself to get bullied into its decision by a U.S. President with a stated interest in stoking outrage and division?

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

Or you know just be polite and understanding. Either way.

Steph Curry is the guy who hangs out with the toughs, ever eager to go along while they do the bad shit they do, because he knows he’ll get off scott-free because he never hit anyone and his Daddy’s connected.

Draymond poking Lebron in the eye (probably on purpose, his hand wasn’t going anywhere near the ball) and then getting a tech for arguing with the refs is just the ultimate bitch play for him. Anyone want to call Ron Artest?

“This is the worst take.” - thanks for warning us before you proceeded with it.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Sarcasm, say it with me.

Ultimately, this just makes Blue Hole look pathetic.

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

I notice you didn’t mention the Lakers-Kings-level rig job the officials pulled tonight. The Rockets should have shot better but the officials were so obviously in the tank for Golden State it was laughable.

The system is based on the accumulation of points over a given period of time.

it’s for not having anything to rank for 14 months, until recently. The more she plays her ranking will climb quickly.

1. she took a bunch of time off (the reason doesn’t matter)

2. then she played shitty in 2 tournaments

3. then she chose not to enter 2 other tournaments

she’s not being punished for being pregnant. she’s just not being given special treatment.

I love Serena but this is ridiculous. Rules can’t be structured around any one person, no matter how great they are. Serena got a benefit from the current rule already.

I continue to believe pitchers should screw with batters’ timing as often as possible.

You are clearly not from Massachusetts then. Because a true Masshole would never say that.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

honestly it actually does annoy me, but then thats largely because the character concept is so badly done.