Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

I’m actually the opposite. G&T is my favorite drink, but the problem is that I can go through way more of a bottle than I should in a session. Shit gets expensive.

Dibs, I called it!

To the other 11 Cavs:

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Right, but to a baseball fan this is something historic and cool! That should, theoretically, increase its appeal to me and it doesn’t at all. Just never going to be my game.

That was boring to you, okay...but coming here to post about how boring it is to you is a valuable use of your time and we all thank you for your efforts.

I think the issue he took with it is that the guy was celebrating dumb baseball. Why would you steal down 5-0 on a 3-0 count? Seems to me that’s what JV was commenting about.

When I use to play baccarat at the casino, there would be people chanting “monkey” at the table while the cards were being dealt. Also, my sister calls her kids “monkeys” all the time.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard “monkey” used as a slur against Brazilians/South Americans/Hispanics/Latinos.

Kudos for spending the night before bailing. “I regret that I have but one nut to bust for my country.”

I’ve had about 3 dates with a woman who would seem to check all the boxes. She is stunningly beautiful (model and working actress). Successful businesswoman (145 employees). Funny. Intelligent. Good relationships with family and close friends.

This take is dumb as shit. Hitting a baseball on anywhere approaching a consistent basis is easily one of the most difficult athletic skills.

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite

So it turns out that professional sports revenue is down across the board, and it doesn’t just affect attendance at NFL games because a handful of players didn’t stand for the national anthem? Are you suggesting that conservative media is lying to us again? /s

People keep acting like nothing is different about this Cavs team from years past. As if there isn’t something missing. Something that wasn’t ever fully addressed.

Looks like they got lost on their way to jezebel

Oh knight in shining armor. Where have you been?

I’m confused. How can a memo, written with time stamps, on physical documents, of things that Trump tenuously agreed happened, be fake?

Different strokes for different folks!