I thought some of you might never have seen what it looks like inside a real pickup.

That can’t be true. Everyone knows Obama is a secret muslim who helps muslim terrorists, in his spare moments between handing out millions of soccer balls to the people he is inviting across the border to sell drugs and steal all the jobs.

Yes, because the rules of football are so straightforward.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

so what can you do about it?

Yeah, it’s totally the Cavs’ fault that they have yet to face an opponent that’s good enough to keep the game competitive for the entire 48 minutes.

This is a powerful piece of writing. And I am sorry you were raped. You should not have been.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

I don't like the comments I'm reading on here. Yea they ran from the cops, but basically saying because they ran from the cops they deserved to die is just as wrong as them running from the cops. They may have been bad apples but they still should have survived to be held accountable for their actions.

Her attorney is garbage.

And please oh sheperd of the lost, guide me to a better tier so i can stop trying to carry these bronze n00bs and save me from this hell

“want to go to more of a quake style where weapons were found on a map that only people who memorized said map,that happens to move like a rabbit on crack to completely own everything thus causing newbies to be immediately repulsed from the game?”

I wiped it on my computer keyboard and went on with it. The nasty white shit was relentless. Just kept coming.

As disgusting as this sounds I wish I could’ve smelled it.

Front to back on days I’m hoping to have a woman get her face near my business. So really only on Fridays and Saturdays unless I’m in a relationship. Although in actuality I scrub. Like 4-5 goes at it, then discard and grab another set of t.p. for the next go.

It’s pretty standard-issue copspeak. Which is to say, yes you are correct.

“...multiple motorcycles would not vacate the lane closest to my marked patrol car. I deployed my pepper spray into the lane closest to me, at which point approaching motorcycles began to vacate the lane, allowing me to conduct a traffic stop.”