Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

Did no one read the instructions? That’s why it came with a little tiny plastic cup as well... it clips into the back side and catches condensation dripping through the weep hole.

I come to stomp Caesar, not to praise him…

For Brutus is an honorable man;

Short of finding out he’s a serial killer, this is the most definitive proof we can get that Pai is a sociopath. Everything about The Big Lebowski runs so contrary to who Pai is and what he’s doing that he shouldn’t possibly be able to enjoy it. The only cause he has to celebrate it, then, is to ingratiate himself…

Everyone knows the only way a white cop gets disciplined is for roughing a white nurse. I suggest everyone becoming a white nurse for their safety.

Marijuana isn’t really like a prescription drug. It can’t kill someone if they don’t need it. It’s not even as bad as a majority of drugs Americans subject themselves to everyday already.

He makes my 6' 4" self feel diminutive.

I’m still mad that freaking Roger Ailes merited an “In Memoriam” last year.

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

For all the conservatives talk of “freedumbs” and “land of the free”, anytime someone uses their “freedom of speech”, or “free market choice”, to stand up and tell them what they don’t want to hear, they sure do hate it and do everything in their power to punish them for it.

I still maintain that anyone who can clearly remember a time with no Internet is not a millennial.

We need the name, employer & address of this klansman.

I love you.

I was going to expand it to “From the ‘Duh File’”, but, yeah.

Duh?

Nah, Disney, hard TV-MA reboot on HBO. I’m talking orgies with people wearing the iconic helmet, people’s faces and limbs being graphically melted during jetpack malfunctions, and filthy blimp pirates. This shit sells itself!

I think this is a transcript as related by somebody else in the room:

Intros, are you sure this is the hill you want to die on? Not quality of the show or the content, but the intro. Shows are consumed differently, Netflix understands that. So give me another scene and kill the intro.