He’ll always be Doug to me.

Jsus, give me strength...

You “The Big Joker is the Guarantee Joker” nyuckas is wrong, wrong wrong. The Big Joker is the BIG. JOKER.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

The anti-muslim crowd absolutely can’t stand it when you point out that the Quran is not much different than the Old Testament.

Just like the pilgrims, they were not so much against religious persecution as long as it was their flavor of religious persecution.

It’s not Sharia Law if you frame it as Christian.

I’ve never understood the point of satire that’s indistinguishable from what it’s satirizing. 

Not my Burnout. #RemasterBurnouttakedown

And let’s see how the gun nuts react to their “good guy with a gun” being yet again revealed to be more a dipshit with a gun.

So when does his arm get ripped off? I dont get how the lesson is supposed to sink in.

Standard seem to be, if you bring food to me, you get tip. If me have to come to you, no tip.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

The NRA thrives on fairy tales about the mythical “good guy with a gun” who can shoot better than Clint Eastwood’s Man with No Name in a high pressure situation at the drop of a hat. It’s amazing that in the 21st century people are still encouraging to try to be like people in movies. Real courage is facing imminent…

I mean, they could have comp’d some Gold Coins from previous purchases. Would that have been so much to ask?

Did someone say balls and Ken Marino?

I once read somewhere words to the effect of, “Batman was a comic book movie directed by Tim Burton. Batman Returns was a Tim Burton movie with Batman in it.”

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

I’m not expecting anything even remotely sensible.

I’m expecting right wing talking points, arguments that we put to bed back in the 90s, and for Trump to do nothing but spout completely nonsensical, irrelevant bullshit the entire time.