PUNCH IT CHEWIE!

I feel like we earn our Jalop cards by liking the strange, unlovable oddballs of automotive history.

Words cannot adequately describe my lust for the EVO wagon...

Honorable mention to tank drifting as well.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

somewhere, at this very moment, $kaycog typed milf into the google box, and then hit i’m feeling lucky.

But if no one knows about it, then how would anyone know to use it in a time of need?

I hate to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy.

Dear GOP - *This* is why we need the EPA, OSHA, and all of those other agencies. This is why we need regulation, oversight, and enforcement.

Please don’t turn the US into China. Because gutting these agencies in order to maximize profitability? That’s how you get…

Obligatory:

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

The world would be a lot nicer place if we could all be 6/9ths as happy as Gronk.

The American way.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Everyones salty tears shall sustain us untill release day.

I was thinking about that last night. That Superbowl was the most amazing game I’ve ever watched, but then I got to thinking about how I watched Brady’s first Superbowl on my roommate’s 13" TV when I was a freshman in college.

It’s not over for Goodell yet. Now the Patriots open the season in Foxboro on a Thursday and the commish can’t duck it. He’s probably in for a tough night considering it’ll be the first time he’s been there in 2 years.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Pretty sure your comments are right. Low speed, so the slip is below the limits if the electronic controls. Very little droop, so it’s inevitable.

No, goatse has a ring on one of his fingers. Google it now while you're at work.