Pretty sure that’s a Lam-damn it, I finally outplayed that joke, it’s over everyone.

Man, that Dr Seuss must of had a stash of really good shit.

My son works for a Ford dealer and totally hates the new Escape. One of the recalls he’s had to do (one for engine fires traced to localized overheating of the cylinder head causing oil leaks and then fires) has a 50+ page instruction manual which has the tech (among other things) punching holes in the plastic drain…

Tell that to my wife,the proud owner of a current Escape which has been recalled 15 times,fixed unsuccessfully 4 times for the same thing,damaged by Ford towing,and on and on.

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

I have suggestions, but no entries:
1. something something Trabant something something.

2. The Jalop Wagon:

Perfect, a new dash light! The best present you can ask for.

Oh shit, that’s a Godsmack song. I should update my post.

They’re doing the best they ever did, they’re doing the best they can.

But come on, if the banker donates a pair of 5$ shoes, whos going to buy that bankers star bucks coffee? that one he inevitably hates and insists the server remakes?

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

Update: And as Automotive News’ own story points out, this appears to mean the end of most Ford car production in North America by the end of the decade, save for the Mustang and Lincoln Continental:

I pray for your soul when the Rain Men arrive to bitch about how the Maserati was supposed to come out before the LeBaron.

The first gen Harley Davidson F150 leaps to mind. It was an F150 that already existed, except they reduced the power of the supercharged engine, and slapped logos all over it.

I will also claim that it’s a limited edition of the LeBaron in case people want to scoff at the idea of it being a limited edition

You guys remember the VW Jetta Trek?

Probably not right?

with a 2.5 year run and less than 7,500 total I’d say the Chrysler TC by Maserati was a pointless waste of time and money