XKCD made a chart for this:

I don’t know who the Beatles White are, but that is a melody from the Offspring song.

You bring up good points. I, for example, will always love the MKIV Jetta even though to many it is considered a problem-ridden shitbox. Which is why I aim to keep mine forever, if I can afford to.

The green is the best part! Modern cars are so drab. You can have your interior in any color you like, so long as it’s black, or gray, or charcoal, or the brilliant and stunningly vibrant BEIGE! Something we’ve lost as a society is an appreciation for color. (Terrible) People rip out beautiful vibrant porcelain…

In every measurable way, a CD is better than a vinyl record. This is a very apt comparison. It’s not about statistics. The worthiness of anything is based on its emotional appeal. People don’t pay $500k for a Rolls Royce Phantom because it’s 1000% faster than a Hyundai Genesis.

Since when has “shittiness” ever determined desirability? People pay tons of money for Deloreans, old muscle cars, any dumpster with a Ferrari badge.... it’s never about quality, it’s about emotional appeals. Check your local autotrader, I’m guessing this car is more appealing than 99% of cars in its price bracket.…

Strategy 2025? Is VW stealing Honda’s NSX project name?

Probe something, something.

I was so hoping you’d bring the correct level of trashiness and you’ve done exactly that

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

Irrationally angry comment that completely misses the point of Gasol Train’s comment and somehow paints him as a racist.

Comment that mostly agrees with you, but adds snarky comment about rival team.

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

“This video will make you want to buy a chevy cavalier”

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Crop dusting is the best at the grocery store... you get to the end of the aisle and get to watch people that walk into it with their mouth open...

He’s gone far since smoking that reefer.

Listen up meow, I came here for this and am satisfied.