Ford lifted it, called it the Explorer, and sold millions.

Idk, you have the beginning and end of Ford's D3 platform in that shot (Freestyle and Explorer). Also, you have the Mystique of a Bobcat attacking a Cougar wearing Capri pants, being rescued by a Maverick Villager.

10 digits, 5 keys. It’s so the owner can choose any numeric code they want. It’s still technically using only 5 digits, but it makes it so someone can use a number that they’ll remember more easily. Say they wanted to use their ZIP code of 44118, they couldn’t if they only had 1-5 to choose from.

Too bad Ford never let them have the keypad, which has been letting people lock their car without worrying about getting the keys wet since 1980.

Besides this

It's 1986, does he have a choice?

Best Car? Are you sure?

120hp of single cam, 2 valve fury. yay

Vector

Idk, it might just be me, but if I'm spending over half a million on a car, I don't want to see the phrase "Optional Engine" anywhere on the order sheet. Give me the best you've got, or don't bother. 

So, wait, Brunhilde is def out? That’s all I can think of now.

I feel like the Mach-E is better suited to this task.

Really, nobody is bringing up the Concorde?

Here’s a good one. I’m not sure who makes the keyfobs for BMW, but they’ve apparently been making the for Ford since at least 2017.

Honestly, probably about $20/car, tops. The previous shifter stalk was no more complicated, electrically, than the average turn signal lever, just with a button on the end for park.

It’s ok, reading is hard. It’s much easier to stop at a headline and headline GIF and start screaming into the comments. 

Beige Betty?!

287 for the base Flex 3.5l non-turbo. EcoBoost is 365hp and over 400lb/ft of torque. 

So, by the time she posted this on Reddit and would have expected a response (Assuming she was actually clueless about how crazy she is), she could have already dried the tomatoes out and packed the truck for the trip that her clearly spoiled, entitled, pregnant daughter is forcing her to take. /s

I gave you a star one sentence in. Then I read the rest and shot coffee out of my nose.