Also, Garaged? Is that why there’s a matching rust stain directly below where rain water would run off the bottom of that rusty fender? That’s been sitting there for at least a year, if not longer.

Been there, turned out to be crazy deadly.

IDK, I think BMW used it better.

DING DING DING DING! We have a winner! Also, aren't these the people going crazy trying to privatize the USPS? How is this helping that cause?

No mention of the Econoline cutaway? I’m disappointed. You can still buy an Econoline van, from Ford, sawzalled directly behind the front seats. This image doesn’t do it justice, but they get dropped on the dealer lot with a blue sheet of adhesive plastic covering the hole behind the seats, and a pair of Jeep CJesque…

Except the sys locks out for 10 min at a time after 3 failed attempts, or 15 key presses.  Much longer than 20min to go through all the codes. Also, each keypress wakes the vehicle's body control module from sleep for up to 40 min. By the time the code was cracked, the battery would probably be dead. 

Tiny Windows?

Yea, but then Flyover states become hostile territories trying to shoot you out of the sky.

Do these guys play rock paper scissors to see who gets stuck having to make the sensible suggestion? 

The LS4 powered 06-09 Impala SS would like a word.

Sunscreen and wood sealants are invisible. Pillows and mattresses, by themselves, aren’t designed to look pretty or be overtly soft to the touch. That’s exactly what the pillowcases, sheets and other bedding are for. Tablecloths are becoming less and less popular.

I think everyone here has the wrong take on this. Portal Axles are great when you have a fixed powertrain, but what happened to those in wheel motors we used to hear so much about. This would be a perfect use case. Instead of adding complexity to a vehicle, you would be reducing it by eliminating the driveline…

Judging by the temp plate on the back, I’d say the owner picked this up as a project car, possibly for even more money than it’s being sold for, and then realized they were in way over their head.

There we go. A few minutes and a few filters later, it cleans up nicely.

I would have agreed w you back in the day, but after rewatching with my kids, I have a FAR greater appreciation for what Slappy the Squirrel brought to keep the parents entertained. They even had the opportunity to bring Slappy back as the Crotchety grown up, refrencing the “Golden Age” of 90's animation.

So, if my kid is remote learning in the kitchen, would a knife block on the counter next to a cutting board warrant a call from authorities?

So, kinda like the OG TV remotes of the 50's and 60's that used a set of button driven, handheld chimes to control the TV wirelessly?

Did you catch the part where it was only listed for $2,750?