80's Audi?

If it makes you feel better, playing GTA Vice City to 100% shoved me hard into a 5 year phase of 80's synthpop.

“Let them eat Cake!”

Who's maintaining the death clock around here, BTW?

We’re not good enough for Fancy Kristen to spend the energy at her diamond encrusted laptop to depress the keys on the keyboard to give a proper sendoff.

Clearly innocent of all allegations, right?

Don’t think they wouldn’t have if they had the opportunity. Sears had their hands in everything, including founding Coldwell Banker, Allstate Insurance (named after their in-house tire brand) and Discover Card. The only reason Sears is “innocent” is because the tech came along after their decline.

You could make the same argument about Sears vs Amazon. Sears was the original mail order catalog. Anything for your home or business could be purchased from their phonebook sized catalog. They had the nationwide infrastructure that Amazon has now, but they shut their catalog down in 1993. If they stuck it out for a…

I don’t consider myself a violent person, but if I was the owner of any of those vehicles involved in those clips, the other owner would be coming out to broken windows. That’s just me, though.

Torch gets my first vote, but he already has an outsized love for weird, underpowered vehicles. Second vote would be Fancy Kristen. 

You forgot the part about cramming student debt forgiveness into their version of the bill. This bill that’s intended to give temporary relief to the nation for the duration of the pandemic. There were already plans for suspension of payments and resulting late fees. This is using duress to push a plan through.

Ok, I’m not usually that guy, but why is Castro a footnote here. Political insider trading is by no means a partisan issue. Both parties have plenty of assholes pulling this. This Pandemic is bringing out the worst in humanity all around. Please don’t try to frame it as a strictly Republican issue. 

With the plants closed, our parts warehouses are closing also. Your average dealer stocks enough parts for roughly 1 week of operation. Once that dries up, it’s over. Also, forget about any repairs requiring parts that aren’t kept on hand at the dealer, which is about 50% of all warranty repairs. Forgive the term, but…

Have you looked at the company info for the places you get parts from. If they’re OEM parts, there is a strong chance you are still buying from a dealership’s parts department or an affiliate.

The best part, every car in the “simulator” uses the exact same interior. Mustang, Aerostar, TownCar, doesn't matter.

Have you tried the Ford Simulator?

Can’t they just ship the complete vehicle to the customer, IKEA flatpack style?

(Full disclosure, not mine at all, but one can dream, can't they?)

Same engine (block) even. What do I win?