Sounds like a good Bond Weapon to me. Car brake checks, pop the frunk and coat the car in front with the contents of your portable porta-potty.

Ford measures in dead bodies, Lincolns are measured in dead hookers!

... fast enough to keep up with demand.

Yeah, I feel Justin buried the lead here by not mentioning that Fiero. There’s been a critical shortage of RPFs (Rocket Propelled Fieros) throughout the series, up to this point.

Congratulations, you have officially identified the only use case for this device that could not be equally or better served by a 120v smart plug and a usb cube. 

There are worse executions of the Continental hump. I say, go full old school SUV and actually put a spare tire in there. At least on an SUV it would make sense.

So, what you're saying is, Motorola missed it's narrow window to come back by botching the release of the new RAZR.

You picked the wrong Camaro! The 5th gen facelift might have been bad, but it was nothing compared to what happened to the 2nd gen Camaro between 1973 and 1974.

What if I want a moist steak?

Overall, I wouldn’t want anything too retro, but as long as it has a Frigidaire Flair range, I’ll be happy.

It’s comforting to know I’m not alone in this world. I’m far from a picky eater, but I feel like I've spent my whole life defending my dislike of raw tomatoes to other people. That description is perfect.

Clearly you’ve never tried to bring a car with a 3yr/36,000mi warranty in for dealer service at 36,120 miles, have you?

Once people realized how awful it’s platform mate Explorer was, there should have been no reason to buy it over the Flex. Especially after the 2013 Facelift.

And if you have a problem with that, then get the hell out of my way!!!

Can’t the police just use “He was driving erratically” as a catch all? It’s such a subjective term that there’s not much of a legal way to challenge it.

As a 30 year old who made do with a Sanyo Katana while all my friends had Razrs....

I feel the exact same way. The right door handle can change the feel of a car. 80s car need fact, the original 86 Taurus had chunky, molded door handles, like Ford’s European offerings at the time, but for some reason, they went to cheap, American style pull straps for the ‘89 facelift. (Not my picture, but you get…

We just need someone to figure out a proper Truck Speedo and all will be right with the world.

I think the homemade version is brilliant. I don’t know why anyone would choose the original. Then again, I never figured out why anyone would want these at all, so there’s that.

At least the Mac towers had proper cooling.