“Cook it until it’s thick enough to hold a G.I. Joe figurine posed to look like he was sinking in “quicksand,” which in this case is in fact oatmeal.”

Step one: DON’T PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, YOU DRIVELING HEATHEN.

BoJack Horseman is a gift.

I was just thinking that! Why would we need a comedy staring Will Arnett about the pitfalls of male middle aged misery when we already have Bojack Horseman? I can’t imagine that this show is better because Bojack is amazing.

Didn’t Netflix already make this show?

Cyrus Vance sounds like the name of old timey bounty hunter