I’d change that to “and we’ve gone brown,” in reference to my pants should that ever happen to me. All the nopes. Nope nope nope nope nope.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

If the toughness part is included in that it’s not a bad thing. Personally I’ve always found “tough” girls easier to relate to. They set clear boundaries, they communicate in a direct manner and they generally don’t give you feeling that you’re walking on eggshells.

That happened to my cousin over 20 years ago— he died in his sleep, and his wife slept beside his body the rest of the night, unknowing. It’s been something I’ve contemplated quite a bit over the years.

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.

Says you. I love it and deeply appreciate that Valve basically brought PC gaming back into the mainstream by creating a unified backend that isn’t obtrusive and makes it easy to get all my content in one spot and communicate with the friends I have.

Thank you sir, any capable big-rig driver should be able to do that.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

300,000 of them solved their problem by walking south and surrendering. These were military units well armed and retreating intact, and therefore were legitimate military targets.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

And an incoherent discussion of economics.

The bigger joke is “productition.”

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

i’m exaggerating a bit but, for me, that ‘process’ looked a bit like this!

What is this? A room for ants?!

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.