He won.

@gangey: My ex-boyfriend was a stylist and he would give me the WORST cuts. It was so awkward. I would have just paid to go somewhere but that would have hurt his feelings. Plus, I could tell he spent less time on my hair than he normally would have were I a paying customer. I wanted to be like, "hey, you're the one…

@pantsless: Haha, okay then! I feel dumb. Carry on, carry on.

@gertietheduck: It would have to be in the context of a poem for that to work though. :( Riri

I have a French tattoo on my clavicle. I speak French fluently. There is not an error.

@pantsless: Of course it's a living language, but this still doesn't mean anything. That is like saying a sentence like "The dog big bited the child sad." is an example of the evolution of English. It's not. There is a difference between a neologism and just gibberish.

@mordicai: I think the problem is that she didn't get the tattoo she wanted. She obviously meant to get one that actually means "rebel flower".

He's just not that into you.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Okay, have read the whole thing. That girl seems cool. Actually, I think this quote is more pertinent:

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think there is a difference between wearing something because it's a good invention (moccasins) or pretty (turquoise is a stone, nobody can own that) and wearing a costume, which is what she is doing here and definitely annoying/offensive.

@astoldbyw: Yes, she was referring to what her parents told her and then the rest of the article implies that she agrees with them. Why would she bring it up if it weren't a deciding factor in her decisions not to have sex?

@Vivi21: Ummm, who is it?

@vitajex: Bravo.

I have an excellent celebrity look alike story.

The virgin girl is an idiot. Sleeping with someone before marriage is "cheap"? You're a woman, not a dollar menu item.

Oh... my... gawd... I am so offended. This is offensive. Hopefully this comment will change the world.

@chocopina: People who don't capitalize their sentence should have their computers taken away. So, there's that.

Pictures 1 and 2: is it possible that Chelsea Clinton looks like Lady Gaga? What is going on in the world?

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: Did you know that Maria Callas didn't write her own songs?!? FRAUD.

People downthread are talking about the use of the word nigger in different situations so I guess I can ask this without being guilty of threadjacking: