Today in Jezebel Ragtrade copy watch:

@roquelaure: Here here! Thanks for sharing this story.

@TallyCola: Have you ever been to a couture fabric store? Some stuff can easily run 50-150 dollars a meter.

@sksw: Best yet.

The Jezebel comments section: Where sociology degrees go to die.

The Jezebel comments section: Where sociology degrees go to die.

@FreudianNipSlip: +1,000,000

@The Bean: Haha, too soon!

@sorryimnotsorry: Wait, you have a monkey?

@yossariangirl: Oh, I see....

@WitDickman: It's exactly like Heidi Montag -was- going to look like in 20 years. Nuance.

@TheodoraJo: Isn't that Neville? Maybe I am confused (source: Fleshbot's post about hot Harry Potter guys, for shame.)

@jasmolak1: Because he was busy at my house.

That wedding was one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen on television.

So did this guy "live in Paris" or "study there for 4 months and hang out in a few tacky clubs near the Champs"? Because in my experience, those in the latter group are most prone to making absurd and naive generalisations about France.

I would sign my life over to that guy with the big nose and green eyes right now and not look back. Come get better with me, gorgeous.

@jacobestes: Zing.

@Fridge Hussy: Pumpkin Masala. That is all: Terrific, thanks everyone! Wikipedia has also introduced me to the term "Queen Regnant" vs. "Queen Consort" so that helps too!

I thought in Britain the sovereign's spouse never becomes a monarch. Isn't that why Prince Philip is only the Queen's consort?

@livestockvan: Right on. Much better said than I could.