Yeah, when you're talking about Mathilda May's tits, you really should use as big a screen as possible.

I'm 42 years old, which means I've achieved Old Coot status—but are young people aware that a television offers a bigger and better picture than a compter or mobile device? Sure, you can watch "Lawrence of Arabia" on a phone, but why would you want to? Of course we're talking about teenagers so we're really talking…

"Impossibly ancient" movies? So…silent movies, then?

Melissa is such a bitch. I think we need an episode where she is non-bitchy. Please.

Oh yeah, it's Phil and Phil II, fuck this Tandy bullshit.

Read Salon for a few days.

Maybe Zamata just isn't funny.

Chapter 848 in "letting the terrorists win"…letting them pre-empt our shows.

Oh good, a Charles Shaughnessy mention, which is a good excuse to quote one of the best dialogue exchanges ever on "Mad Men."

1. This has been done before. I remember a Lennon tribute concert hosted by Kevin Spacey in which Spacey himself sang "Mind Games" and was surprisingly not-terrible.

Have to play devil's advocate here and point out that Lennon was talking about benefit concerts. The topic IIRC was George's Concert for Bangladesh and why Lennon didn't participate.

…don't get it. Is there someone who died more recently that we should be celebrating?

Percentage of black people in that picture: 12%
Percentage of black people in the United States: 12%

I assume this is a sarcastic iinterpretation of a snooty critic, because otherwise it is a crock of shit.

It's certainly true that ratings of TV shows are much lower than they used to be. Shows are considered hits now when they draw numbers that would have gotten them swiftly cancelled back in the day.

"Up All Night"…the most pointless show ever. Cheesy T&A movies, but with the T&A edited out.

I watched that show for the first and second seasons, because….well, because Dennings has really, really great breasts. I quit watching after the episode where the girls knowingly set up Han with a blind date who has herpes. Really, that happened.

Oh yeah, that sucked. Worst TAR ever…until this next one.

It also offered the reward of seeing those two awful TMZ women bounced in the first episode.

Phil could eliminate each team with two bullets between the eyes.